Mandarin Man
Hey, my buddy, dry your flow of tears I will rid you of your fears For a mandarin can, with no trouble, fit in my ass though it might sting just a bit :,:When a mandarin gets shoved up in the hole:,: This jolly mandarin man fellow has an ass so full of fruit That I sometimes do forget Oh, how to even take a shit might be unable to sit :,:When mandarins are smuggled in secret:,: Ayayaaaa... I'll drink the juices in your name Ayayaaaa... I'll bring a shit produced in shame A lil' mandarin can end up in my colon without lube as well as cantaloupe :,:and when I'm back I'll put them in your soup:,: